Classic Baseball Humor

"You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are 'Play Ball'" - Comedian Jeff Foxworthy
Classic Baseball Humor

Lists & Legends

Baseball and Football
by George Carlin
Who's On First
by Abbott & Costello
Jokes
by Miscellaneous
Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex
by David Letterman
Top Ten New Yankee Slogans
by David Letterman
Top Ten Yankee Excuses
by David Letterman
Classic Baseball Humor


David Letterman has dedicated his nightly Top Ten lists to baseball nearly seventy times — and Baseball Almanac has nearly every one of them online.

Did you know that there have been more than two-hundred books written about baseball jokes, humor, and anecdotes?

" Who's on First " is known worldwide, has been translated into more than thirty languages, and can be read AND heard here on Baseball Almanac.

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Baseball Almanac Photo Of the Day - Al Kaline baseball-almanac.com/players/player… 22 Seasons Played For: @tigers Highlights:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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IN THE ALMANAC: Twenty years ago, Fernando Tatis set the #MLB record for Most RBIs in an Inning, oh, courtesy of a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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