Classic Baseball Humor

"You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are 'Play Ball'" - Comedian Jeff Foxworthy
Classic Baseball Humor

Lists & Legends

Baseball and Football
by George Carlin
Who's On First
by Abbott & Costello
Jokes
by Miscellaneous
Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex
by David Letterman
Top Ten New Yankee Slogans
by David Letterman
Top Ten Yankee Excuses
by David Letterman
Classic Baseball Humor


David Letterman has dedicated his nightly Top Ten lists to baseball nearly seventy times — and Baseball Almanac has nearly every one of them online.

Did you know that there have been more than two-hundred books written about baseball jokes, humor, and anecdotes?

" Who's on First " is known worldwide, has been translated into more than thirty languages, and can be read AND heard here on Baseball Almanac.

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Baseball Almanac Photo Of the Day - Lou Brock baseball-reference.com/players/b/broc… Career Stats: 19 Seasons Played for: @cubs &… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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RIP Joe Gibbon. #MLB LHP for #Pirates (1960-65, 1969-70), #Giants (1966-69), #Reds (1971-72), #Astros (1972). DYK h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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There Was One Active MLB Player Who Was Born in 1998 - baseball-almanac.com/players/baseba…
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Moses Fleetwood Walker Player Profile - baseball-almanac.com/blog/moses-fle…
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The Shortest Player in MLB history was Eddie Gaedel at 3 Feet & Inches - baseball-almanac.com/charts/heights… #mlb #baseball #shortestplayer
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Thank you, thank you, and thank you again! Added it, a brief career synopsis, and mentioned his induction into the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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#WaybackWednesday looks at Lee Tate (1958-59 #StLouis #Cardinals) after getting a GREAT certified auto from #Topps.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Baseball Almanac Photo of The Day - Comiskey Park for the Chicago White Sox baseball-almanac.com/stadium/stadiu… First Opened: 1… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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RIP Don Newcombe, 1926 - 2019 baseball-almanac.com/players/player… Career Stats: Played 1949 - 1960, Record: 149 - 90, 3.56 ERA… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Learn How the San Francisco Giants Did During the 2018 Season - baseball-almanac.com/teamstats/rost… #baseball #giants #sanfrancisco #mlb
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The J.G. Taylor Spink Award is Yearly Given to Noteworthy Baseball Writers - baseball-almanac.com/awards/aw_spin… #baseball #mlb #awards
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Baseball Almanac Photo Of the Day - Yogi Berra baseball-almanac.com/players/player… Career Stats: 19 Seasons Played for:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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MLB 2018 Hall of Fame Inductee Chipper Jones - Player Profile - baseball-almanac.com/players/player… https://t.co/i79nkwT3az
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Baseball Almanac Photo Of The Day - 1969 World Series! baseball-almanac.com/ws/yr1969ws.sh… New York Mets Beat the Baltimore Ori… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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RIP Jerry Casale. A #MLB RHP for #RedSox (1958-60), #Angels (1961), and #Tigers (1961-62). Once said, "I did it for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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