One of the absolute funniest late night comedians has always been David Letterman. His legendary Top Ten lists have made fans of the show laugh on a nightly basis and on occasion they have pointed their humor towards baseball at large.
Working the rosin bag.
Charging the mound.
Riding the pine.
Jerking one into the seats.
Coming from behind.
Going deep in the hole.
The big unit.
Visiting Busch Stadium.
Your lead-off hitter is 8 months pregnant.
Every time pitcher throws ball, catcher screams, "Ow!"
Outfielders distracted by big fluffy clouds that sometimes look like bunnies.
Best hitter refuses to work weekends.
Only time players demonstrate hustle is when they're being chased by undercover
Spirited locker room debates about how many strikes to an out.
Starters ask to be excused from fielding drills to watch "The View".
Most promising rookie recently swallowed a rosin bag.
Team name contains words "Devil" and "Rays".
Nobody can keep his mind on the game with that sexy Derek Jeter running around.
During a typical baseball season, David Letterman almost cracks a baseball joke every single day of the week.
Every single David Letterman Top Ten baseball related list can be found at Baseball Almanac — a truly comprehensive / unique collection that we hope you enjoy.