Fifty Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Football Or Baseball!

Rick Woodson of the Rochester Business Journal wrote the following, "Thomas Boswell of the Washington Post once wrote a column offering 100 reasons why baseball was a better game than football. Which, of course, it is. Later, another chap came up with 100 reasons why football is a better game than baseball. Which, of course, it isn't. So, with that in mind and the Masters this week, I decided - as much as I love baseball and sometimes enjoy football - to come up with 50 reasons why golf, at least on the professional level, is significantly better than both baseball and football.

"Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don't play baseball, basketball and football when they retire." - Rick Woodson in the Rochester Business Journal (04/09/1998, 'Fifty Reasons Why Gold Is Better Than Football Or Baseball')
Fifty Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Football Or Baseball
by Rick Woodson

In Chronological Order

1. Golfers don't spit and scratch their privates on national television.

2. Golfers don't kick dirt on other people.

3. Golf is an honorable game played by an overwhelming majority of honorable people who don't need referees.

4. Golfers don't have big muscles and therefore are able to walk past a mirror without looking into it.

5. Golfers are compensated in direct proportion to how well they play.

6. The PGA Tour raises more money for charity in one year than the National Football League does in two.

7. Albert Belle doesn't play pro golf.

8. Pro golfers can answer a question without having to wait till they see the videotape.

9. When pro golfers hit a foul ball, they don't get another chance. They either are penalized or they have to go find it and hit it again.

10. Pro golfers throw things to fans, not at them.

11. People don't ruin their lives betting on the outcome of golf tournaments.

12. Baseball, basketball and football players play golf when they retire. Pro golfers don't play baseball, basketball and football when they retire.

13. You can play golf by yourself.

14. George Steinbrenner doesn't have a team on the PGA Tour.

15. No golfer has ever told a reporter or a group of reporters that he or she is the greatest ever to play the game.

16. Golf doesn't have training camp and overpriced exhibition games.

17. It is virtually impossible to "fix'' a pro golf tournament.

18. Golf fans don't throw things at the players.

19. When pro golfers make a mistake, there is nobody there to cover for them or back them up.

20. Michael Jordan wishes he were a pro golfer.

21. Kids are never murdered over a pair of golf shoes.

22. Golfers call their own plays.

23. You can see the best golfers in the world up close at the U.S. Open all day, every day, for $25 or $30. It'll cost you $275 for a ticket in the nosebleed section of the Super Bowl.

24. Pro golfers don't charge $20 or more for an autograph.

25. In pro golf, you can't fail 70 percent of the time and make $9 million per season.

26. Golf lessons don't include tips on how to break the rules and get away with it.

27. Golfers don't hold out for more money, or demand new contracts.

28. Golfers don't get a per diem and two seats on a chartered airplane when they travel from one tournament to the next.

29. Golfers don't do everything possible to disrupt the play of their opponents.

30. Golfers do their own laundry.

31. Golf doesn't have a 3-stroke shot.

32. Golfers don't lobby to get something they haven't earned with their clubs.

33. Golfers don't claim that it takes exceptional intelligence to play their game well.

34. Golf doesn't change its rules to attract more fans.

35. Pro golfers don't have bodyguards or entourages.

36. Pro golfers don't have closed practices.

37. Pro golfers keep their clothes on while they're being interviewed.

38. Greg Norman shakes your hand and says he is happy to meet you; Jose Canseco wears T-shirts that say "Leave me alone.''

39. Pro golfers don't get in fights in bars.

40. Pro golfers never say "I just want some respect.''

41. Children don't have to "take it like a man'' to play golf.

42. Pro golfers don't feel cheated because the game owes them something.

43. Pro golfers can't substitute for themselves when they're having a bad day.

44. Pro golfers don't taunt or punch each other.

45. Not only does nobody levy fines against pro golfers who choose not to practice, but nobody cares.

46. Pro golf doesn't have free agency.

47. Pro golfers don't try to renegotiate their earnings.

48. Fat people and skinny people can play golf.

49. Pro golfers can't abuse alcohol and drugs and be successful.

50. You can hear birds chirping at a pro golf tournament. You hear a steady stream of four-letter words and nasty name-calling in stadiums and arenas while you're hoping nobody spills beer on you.

Fifty Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Football Or Baseball

Rick Woodson commented that there were actually one-hundred reasons, but he was going to conserve space in the news paper.

Another great list, that he mentions in the introduction, is Thomas Boswell's ninety-nine reasons "Why Baseball Is So Much Better Than Football!"

Send Rick Woodson a complimentary e-mail (we think he deserves it) or visit the Rochester Business Journal home page today.

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