Classic Baseball Humor

"You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are 'Play Ball'" - Comedian Jeff Foxworthy
Classic Baseball Humor

Lists & Legends

Baseball and Football
by George Carlin
Who's On First
by Abbott & Costello
Jokes
by Miscellaneous
Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex
by David Letterman
Top Ten New Yankee Slogans
by David Letterman
Top Ten Yankee Excuses
by David Letterman
Classic Baseball Humor


David Letterman has dedicated his nightly Top Ten lists to baseball nearly seventy times — and Baseball Almanac has nearly every one of them online.

Did you know that there have been more than two-hundred books written about baseball jokes, humor, and anecdotes?

" Who's on First " is known worldwide, has been translated into more than thirty languages, and can be read AND heard here on Baseball Almanac.

Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac9h
Baseball Almanac Instagram [instagram.com/baseballalmana…] Photo of the Day - Sunday. Seeing this earlier today, with the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac9h
Thanks for sharing that with you followers, sorry I didn't RT earlier, I was traveling for the past week... twitter.com/BurrHughes/sta…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac10 Aug
Red Barrett, OTD1944 [baseball-almanac.com/boxscore/08101…], needed only 58 pitches, and one-hour fifteen minutes, to record a c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac08 Aug
Joe McGinnity (baseball-almanac.com/feats/feats24.…), OTD1903, beat #Brooklyn in both ends of a doubleheader, 6-1 & 4-3, two CG… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac07 Aug
A player has hit two HRs in the same inning (baseball-almanac.com/recbooks/rb_hr…) 63 times in #MLB history. 5 players have done… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac06 Aug
Happy Birthday Bob Horner [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…]: "Mr. Ho Mah" born OTD1957, #ROY in 1978, FOUR HRs in a GAME in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac06 Aug
Rcvd birth records for Dick Van Zant, you know, the third baseman who played 10 games with the #Cleveland #Blues in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac06 Aug
Robert Dugger just made #MLB debut for #Marlins, vs #Mets, surrendering HR to 1st batter faced, with 1st pitch thro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac05 Aug
MLB Press Release (@MLB)said Vladimir Guerrero Jr. & Noah Syndergaard won the Player of the Week. We checked their… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac05 Aug
Happiness? We❤️updating records, no-hitters, cycles - any of our 490,000+ pages of #MLB history, but when we go to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac05 Aug
EXPANDED: eMail, "I wanted to know the record for most consecutive strikeouts BY A BATTER." #MLB record [… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac05 Aug
Eric Hosmer hitting his 161st career HR, 2nd grand slam (one with #Royals / one with #Padres). Today, integrated ro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Aug
Happy Birthday Roger Clemens [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…]. Born OTD1962, The Rocket had one hell of a career. HOF? Vis… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Aug
UPDATED [baseball-almanac.com/recbooks/rb_no…]: This morning I was asked, "Which team has been no hit the most?" We breakdown EV… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Aug
UPDATED: Our Willie McCovey [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…] page already had an incredible amount of history, today, I re… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Aug
Chuck Harrison: #Astros #Royals Added home address, great quote (football in #Texas at #TexasTech), rookie #Topps c… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac03 Aug
75th ANNIVERSARY: Tommy Brown [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…] made #MLB debut OTD1944 - at the age of 16! Newspaper story… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac03 Aug
Rod Beck [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…]: Born OTD1968, would have been 51 today (gone too soon), is one-of-only two… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac03 Aug
@juanangelavila Gracias! Tuvimos la lista de Ted Turner, el era el numero 115. https://t.co/ysHuel1lZ6
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