Classic Baseball Humor

"You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are 'Play Ball'" - Comedian Jeff Foxworthy
Classic Baseball Humor

Lists & Legends

Baseball and Football
by George Carlin
Who's On First
by Abbott & Costello
Jokes
by Miscellaneous
Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex
by David Letterman
Top Ten New Yankee Slogans
by David Letterman
Top Ten Yankee Excuses
by David Letterman
Classic Baseball Humor


David Letterman has dedicated his nightly Top Ten lists to baseball nearly seventy times — and Baseball Almanac has nearly every one of them online.

Did you know that there have been more than two-hundred books written about baseball jokes, humor, and anecdotes?

" Who's on First " is known worldwide, has been translated into more than thirty languages, and can be read AND heard here on Baseball Almanac.

Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac10h
Iron Man: Joe McGinnity [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…] pitched 30+ CGs in a season 7x, won 25+ games 6x, in 1903, pitche… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac11 Nov
Best leg kick ever? Today, #BaseballAlmanac added an incredible new Hal Newhouser biography [… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac09 Nov
THE BEST Defensive Player in #MLB, aka Platinum Glove Award [baseball-almanac.com/awards/Platinu…] originated in 2011, and was u… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac09 Nov
NEW RESEARCH: The Baker Bowl. DYK Babe Ruth played his last baseball game here? A fire burnt it badly in 1894, the… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac08 Nov
1⃣8⃣ Silver Slugger Awards were announced, each recognizing the best offensive player at each position in each Leag… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac08 Nov
Putsy Caballero (#Phillies / #WhizKids): Received cemetery. Updated it. Added a GREAT quote from an excellent Norma… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac07 Nov
In 2012, we added the Wilson Defensive Player of the Year Award [baseball-almanac.com/awards/Wilson_…] hours after 1st set of… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac07 Nov
One-of-a-thousand reasons why #BaseballAlmanac ❤️⚾️ - if you do too, RT to your followers, and 🙏 comment why. We’d… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac07 Nov
ICYMI: TV ratings for 2019 World Series have been published on #BaseballAlmanac [baseball-almanac.com/ws/wstv.shtml]. This yea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac07 Nov
All necessary SABR Biographical Research Committee Data added to The Ballplayers. (baseball-almanac.com/players/ballpl…). ❤️⚾️ https://t.co/CJR6NvD2oP
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac06 Nov
RIP😢: Cecil Butler [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…]. RHP, blistering fastball, #Milwaukee #Braves (1962, 1964 | 2-0, 24 Ks… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac05 Nov
Did you know more than 50 #MLB players have served time in prison? The full set of original research is on… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Nov
Dick Groat. Made #MLB debut in 1952, SAME YEAR, made #NBA debut! It’s on his #BaseballAlmanac page [… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Nov
#Trivia: One #MLB HR, a walk-off dinger in the #SkyDome. Wore #21. Played only 38 games total, but was on 25-man ro… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Nov
What to do when a fan sends #BaseballAlmanac a scanned-in ticket to a game from 1925, that his parents attended on… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac31 Oct
RIP😢: Ron Fairly [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…]. A 21-year #MLB career - DYK he hit 1-or-more home runs every single sea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac31 Oct
Thanks for sharing that with your followers Mark, we really do appreciate it. 👍😀 twitter.com/TribStarMark/s…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac31 Oct
@MrRedBeard4256 @Reds I'm right beside you! I can't even remember the one I saw in person, and it was a Game 7 cont… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac31 Oct
The FINAL OUTS [baseball-almanac.com/ws/world_serie…]: You know what happens next, but do you remember the final out from your t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac24 Oct
@ToddZolecki Should we update it now Todd, or wait till later today? [Baseball Manager History: baseball-almanac.com/mgrmenu.shtml]
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