Classic Baseball Humor

"You might be a redneck if you think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are 'Play Ball'" - Comedian Jeff Foxworthy
Classic Baseball Humor

Lists & Legends

Baseball and Football
by George Carlin
Who's On First
by Abbott & Costello
Jokes
by Miscellaneous
Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex
by David Letterman
Top Ten New Yankee Slogans
by David Letterman
Top Ten Yankee Excuses
by David Letterman
Classic Baseball Humor


David Letterman has dedicated his nightly Top Ten lists to baseball nearly seventy times — and Baseball Almanac has nearly every one of them online.

Did you know that there have been more than two-hundred books written about baseball jokes, humor, and anecdotes?

" Who's on First " is known worldwide, has been translated into more than thirty languages, and can be read AND heard here on Baseball Almanac.

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OTD1903: Chick Fraser, RHP with the #Philadelphia #Phillies no-hit the #Chicago #Cubs, 10 - 0. Read the story and g… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Curt Blefary 1965-1967 played 351 games in OF, 72 at 1B, ZERO behind the plate. So, why was he catching on April 27… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Fathers & Sons 👨‍👧Making ⚾️ History: Gary Ward & Daryle Ward hit for the cycle. Craig Biggio & Cavan Biggio hit fo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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ICYMI: When Howie Kendrick took Miles Mikolas (@lastoneformiles) deep in the 4th frame yesterday, the 2019 Washingt… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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@schiff2323 You've got one hell of an eye Michael! That one was NOT easy (at least we didn't think it was)! 👍
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac17 Sep
TRIVIA: This former #NewYork #Yankee was born OTD1955, he made his #MLB debut in 1980, and he was the FIRST… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac17 Sep
Orlando Cepeda [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…]. Born OTD1937. Willie Mays said, "He is strong, he hits to all fields and… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac17 Sep
UPDATE: With the addition of this 726-card set [baseball-almanac.com/baseball_cards…], #BaseballAlmanac has now preserved every… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac16 Sep
Happy Birthday Bulldog! Read what Tommy Lasorda said about him, see what @OrelHershiser thought about his own conse… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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DYK that when @SanoMiguel hits one more home run, the 2019 Minnesota Twins will become the first team in #MLB histo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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The 2019 A's set team record for homers in a season - the 9th #MLB team to break their franchise HR record this yea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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OTD1971: Newspapers around the country mentioned Larry Yount [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…], who took the mound a day ea… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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OTD1923: (1B) George Burns (baseball-almanac.com/players/player…) caught a hard hit liner (out #1), tagged baserunner who left t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Chad Bradford (baseball-almanac.com/players/player…): Born OTD1974. Often associated for surrendering HR #500 to Manny Ramirez.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac14 Sep
ICYMI: The #MLB record for total HRs in a season fell earlier this week, the AL & NL record each fell yesterday! Si… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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OTD in Baseball History: 57 MLB players were born, 25 died, 202 played in their very first game, and 104 of them to… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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BREAKING: The single season record for most home runs in MLB history was broken [baseball-almanac.com/hitting/hihr6.…]. See year… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac11 Sep
Ever wonder who set record for most consecutive games with at least 1-RBI? He was born OTD1893. [Ray Grimes on… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Roger Maris [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…]. Born OTD1934. Broke an unbreakable record, SO MUCH MORE. Please visit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac09 Sep
eMAIL: "Back-to-back homers in All-Star history... I can't seem to find this on Baseball Almanac." UPDATED [… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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