Classic Baseball Humor

This section has but one purpose, to bring a smile to your face. It is filled with hundreds of jokes, anecdotes, lists, stories and cartoons — all of them related to baseball. I truly hope it will cause some laughter or amusement and lighten up your day just a little.

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Classic Baseball Humor

Lists & Legends

Baseball and Football
by George Carlin
Who's On First
by Abbott & Costello
Jokes
by Miscellaneous
Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex
by David Letterman
Top Ten New Yankee Slogans
by David Letterman
Top Ten Yankee Excuses
by David Letterman
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David Letterman has dedicated his nightly Top Ten lists to baseball nearly seventy times — and Baseball Almanac has nearly every one of them online.

Did you know that there have been more than two-hundred books written about baseball jokes, humor, and anecdotes?

" Who's on First " is known worldwide, has been translated into more than thirty languages, and can be read AND heard here on Baseball Almanac.

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#TuesdayTrivia: Last week we featured #MLB home run leader from each state (USA), but we've also researched the car… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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When you wake up & the first email in your in box is from a former player, who let me know the high school I have o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac26 Oct
NEW: Took old research (Manager Checklist A through C) and made it into a COMPREHENSIVE list of every #MLB manager… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac25 Oct
#SundayFunday: Did you know 150+ #baseball players have appeared on #Wheaties cereal boxes? See the "#research" on… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac24 Oct
Randy Arozarena is on fire. His #MLB record tying 8 POSTSEASON home runs in 2020, have tied Barry Bonds (2002… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac24 Oct
When you think of the 1973 pennant race, what comes to mind? The #FallClassic? The 1st place (AL East) #Orioles? Ma… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac24 Oct
#otd 1963 Koufax won #CyYoungAward, the FIRST UNANIMOUS WINNER in #MLB history! The 8 other #pitchers have won unan… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac23 Oct
Shoutout to Scott Myers (👍)! Researched then shared 48 newly discovered high school entries for #MLB players, almos… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac23 Oct
Ozzie Guillen made history as a rookie, as a SS, & as a manager. He "tested" #MLB Social Media Policy, making a lit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac22 Oct
Do Instagram? Our Photo of the Day today! Baseball Almanac: Sharing Baseball. Sharing History. Since 1999! [Follow… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Baseball Almanac Player of the Day: Ichiro Suzuki. Born #otd 1973. He WILL be inducted into #HOF on 1st ballot, but… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac21 Oct
How close was Mookie Betts (2 SB) to tying #record for most SB in a #WorldSeries game? Each pictured player had 3 i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac20 Oct
TOUGH #MLB #Trivia: Added the Balor Moore 1971 #Topps rookie card (#747) to his page today (after getting a new hom… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac20 Oct
Updated home address on Ken McBride, #RHP with #Chicago #WhiteSox (1959-1960) & #LosAngeles #Angels (1961-1965). Th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac20 Oct
#TuesdayTrivia: What #MLB player from each state (#UnitedStates) has hit the most career HRs? Some are easy, some a… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac19 Oct
Happy Birthday Michael Young. DYK he is the ONLY player with 2,000+ career hits in a Texas Rangers uniform? Do you… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac09 Oct
RIP Whitey Ford. The Chairman of the Board. The Banty Rooster. 😢 [Go beyond his stats on #BaseballAlmanac:… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Oct
In 2020, four Hall of Fame players have died (to date), but did you know seven of them died in 1972? See the resear… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac03 Oct
RIP Bob Gibson. [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…] Hoot made Cy Young history, Gold Glove Award history, Immaculate Inning h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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