Classic Baseball Humor

This section has but one purpose, to bring a smile to your face. It is filled with hundreds of jokes, anecdotes, lists, stories and cartoons — all of them related to baseball. I truly hope it will cause some laughter or amusement and lighten up your day just a little.

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Classic Baseball Humor

Lists & Legends

Baseball and Football
by George Carlin
Who's On First
by Abbott & Costello
Jokes
by Miscellaneous
Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex
by David Letterman
Top Ten New Yankee Slogans
by David Letterman
Top Ten Yankee Excuses
by David Letterman
Classic Baseball Humor
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David Letterman has dedicated his nightly Top Ten lists to baseball nearly seventy times — and Baseball Almanac has nearly every one of them online.

Did you know that there have been more than two-hundred books written about baseball jokes, humor, and anecdotes?

" Who's on First " is known worldwide, has been translated into more than thirty languages, and can be read AND heard here on Baseball Almanac.

Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac16h
RIP Carroll Hardy (😥). He played in the #NFL with the #SanFrancisco 49ers in 1955, he played #MLB from 1958-1967, h… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac17h
The pitch: "Bret Boone (@theboone29) tells you what it's really like" on his new #podcast. #BaseballAlmanac checked… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac18h
Red Barrett threw 5️⃣8️⃣ pitches in a COMPLETE GAME SHUTOUT #otd 1944. Still the #record for fewest pitches in a ga… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac19h
Baseball in 2020 is, um, strange, and different, and interesting, and difficult to to describe. (@MrMet & @mrsmet)… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac07 Aug
Jose Ramirez (@MrLapara) hit HR lefty & righty in same game-again! @Indians all-time leader (6). Tied in #MLB histo… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac07 Aug
Happy International Beer Day from Baseball Almanac! ❤️⚾️❤️🍺 IG Pic of the Day: instagram.com/baseballalmana…twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac07 Aug
RIP Horace Clarke (😢). 2B with #NewYork #Yankees (1965-74) & #SanDiego #Padres (1974). Horace Clarke Era is defined… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac06 Aug
Where’s Waldo? We’ve carefully hidden a slightly different baseball in this stunning photograph of artistic magnitu… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac06 Aug
1️⃣,7️⃣9️⃣1️⃣ #MLB players have #Twitter accounts & #BaseballAlmanac has them ALL listed on same page of #research.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac06 Aug
Jack Stivetts threw a #NoHitter #otd 1892, 1st in franchise #history for #Braves. #OTD 2020: #BaseballAlmanac added… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac05 Aug
The #Washington #Senators played a #doubleheader #otd 1909 - their 8th consecutive set of #doubleheaders that seaso… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac05 Aug
We are FAR from perfect, however, we are ALWAYS willing to try and make things perfect! It's what we've been doing… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Aug
Baseball Almanac [baseball-almanac.com] started in 1999. It literally has 500,000+ pages of #MLB history! Triple… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Aug
DYK there was a NL team in #Buffalo, called the #Bisons (s/a modern @MiLB team)? Rosters (1879-1885) & schedules ha… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac04 Aug
Vic Raschi [baseball-almanac.com/players/player…] set a still-unbroken RBI #record #otd 1953. Springfield Rifle set a balks mark… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac02 Aug
UPDATED: Tyler Alexander just tied (9-straight) the American League record for Most Consecutive Strikeouts by a Pit… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac01 Aug
UPDATED VIC WERTZ: Rcvd via email a GREAT quote made after he retired, added it, integrated a "Catch" photo, detail… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac01 Aug
It's National Mustard Day! Want to share a #hotdog with #mustard with #BaseballAlmanac? ❤️⚾🌭 #NationalMustardDaytwitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac31 Jul
#OTD in 1954 in Baseball Almanac: Joe Adcock hit four #HomeRuns in the same game, 7th player in #MLB #history, at… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Baseball Almanac@BaseballAlmanac31 Jul
#RIP John McNamara (😥) #MLB #manager with Oakland Athletics (1969-70), San Diego Padres (1974-77), Cincinnati Reds… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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